The 10 rules of dating
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
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Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
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Just remember: There are always exceptions to every rule.
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While dads may be glad to see their daughter happy or in love, when it comes to father and daughters, there are some hard line rules that NO suitor should cross, unless they want to meet the kind of special wrath only angry dads can dish out.
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.